O.M.G ♥ 
me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget, via fake-mermaid)

saverockandroll:

preparing ur ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

(via notpetewentz)

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